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IT’S TIME TO GET...
IT’S TIME TO GET SPOOPY
THREAT LEVEL: PUMPKIN
That’s at Michael’s Crafts, yes?
you guys, I work at Michael’s, and may I confirm: that is one of our Halloween lines, it is on shelves irl right now, and it is RAD AS HELL. do you see those RED VELVET CANDLESTICKS? that is a CHINHANDS SKULL CANDY DISH in the bottom right corner. and, yup, your eyes do not deceive you: those are indeed GIANT DECORATIVE VULTURES. and a black and gold SKELETON-HAND HOURGLASS. this photograph doesn’t even show you half the best parts of this line (charmingly named Ravenscroft Manor) – I just bought a RED VELVET SKULL, and there are giant silver and gold skulls as well. and picture frames that look like catacombs. and a LIGHT-UP MARQUEE COFFIN, and a candlestick that’s a fancy plinth with a skull AND A LID ON TOP SO YOU CAN PUT TEALIGHTS INTO THE SKULL AND WATCH THE FLAMES FLICKER THROUGH ITS EYE SOCKETS. (there are also black tealights.) there are BAT CANDLESTICKS. there’s a SKELETON DUDE CHILLING IN A COFFIN ALL MEDIAEVAL-ART-LIKE. I don’t even know, okay. this is magical. and there are like three other lines of Halloween decor, and like, black and green and purple glitter tulle, and all the Spooky Town kitsch, and there were a ton of boxes in the back room with labels about Halloween kids’ crafts, and I’M GONNA GO SO BROKE BEFORE OCTOBER EVEN GETS HERE.
