Irene: "Have dinner with me tonight."
Sherlock: "Can't, I'm having dinner with John."
Irene: "Text me back."
Sherlock: "Can't, I'm already too busy texting John."
Irene: "Tell me the Coventry story."
Sherlock: "I'd rather tell John. Where's John?"
Irene: "Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face. Would you like me to try?"
Sherlock: "I literally had John do that, like, not even 4 minutes ago, no joke."
Published on July 23, 2016 22:05