Pre-Prandial Link Review: Spikeboy, Swinbowie, Breaking the 1st Rule of a Lovecraftian Universe

I can't even begin to imagine what this will be like -- Spike Lee to direct Oldboy remake.

Should Tilda Swinton star in a David Bowie biopic, or David Bowie in a Tilda Swinton biopic?

Oh, no! They're correlating the contents. They're correlating the contents!!