A Lifetime Roundup
It’s the week of Comic-Con and I’ve got stuff to do. It sounds to me like it’s time for everyone to learn a few lessons about life, taught by the network who took that as their name. That’s right. It’s time for Lifetime Theater.
An Amish Murder : Two great tastes that taste great together.
Anna Nicole : A tawdry sex symbol extends her 15 minutes of fame.
On Strike for Christmas : A passive aggressive protest is the best way to celebrate.
Playdate : New neighbors signal trouble for the perfect family.
Flowers in the Attic : The first installment of the Dollanganger saga lacks an identity.
Lizzie Borden Took an Ax : and might or might not have given her mother forty whacks.
The Bad Son : He doesn’t call, he doesn’t write, he murders redheads…
Death Clique : Lesbians are the biggest dangers facing today’s teens.
Petals on the Wind : The second installment of the Dollanganger saga ramps up the crazy.
Blue-Eyed Butcher : Lifetime subverts every trope in this insane true crime story.
The Craigslist Killer : That title is only barely accurate.
Talhotblond : One of the best Lifetime movies out there.
Drew Peterson: Untouchable : Rob Lowe is the King of Lifetime.
PopFan : Lifetime does Stephen King.
The Assault : The cheerleader, the cheerleader, the cheerleader’s on fire!
Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever : We’re through the looking glass here, people.
Big Driver : Lifetime does Stephen King, only this time with royalties.
Foreclosed : Jamie Kennedy vs. Marlee Matlin.
Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy : This whole country’s out of order!
Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret : Everyone is a jerk!
If There Be Thorns : The third installment of the Dollanganger saga gets weird.
The Nightmare Nanny : The middle-aged middle-class bogeyman.
A Deadly Adoption : Some of the funniest people on the planet get serious.
Seeds of Yesterday : The Dollanganger saga concludes.
Gone Missing : Sure, we’re just having unexplained psychic powers now.
A Sister’s Nightmare : Lifetime pulls off a halfway decent twist.
Liz & Dick : Lindsay Lohan is Liz Taylor.
Amish Grace : Not as much fun as the title implies.
No One Would Tell : A story from Lifetime’s Mesozoic Era.
Jim Henson’s Turkey Hollow : Thanksgiving is saved by a monster Voltron.
Beautiful & Twisted : Rob Lowe vs. Paz Vega
Virtual Lies : This HotStuff26 might be trouble.
Into Dangerous Territory : Meth bears. You heard me.
Driven Underground : Kristy Swanson flees the mob.
Killing Daddy : Gotta get that sweet insurance money somehow.
In God’s Country : Maybe knock it off with the child brides?
The Wife He Met Online : Oh no, internet dating!
Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? : The classic gets remade with lesbian vampires.
Blue Seduction : The fuck did I just watch?
Enjoy!
Filed under: Projected Pixels and Emulsion Tagged: A Deadly Adoption, A Sister's Nightmare, Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy, Amish Grace, An Amish Murder, Anna Nicole, Big Driver, Blue Seduction, Blue-Eyed Butcher, Death Clique, Drew Peterson: Untouchable, Driven Underground, Flowers in the Attic, Foreclosed, Gone Missing, Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever, If There Be Thorns, In God's Country, Into Dangerous Territory, Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow, Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret, Killing Daddy, Lifetime, Lifetime Theater, Lizzie Borden Took an Ax, Mother May I Sleep With Danger, No One Would Tell, On Strike for Christmas, Petals on the Wind, Playdate, PopFan, Seeds of Yesterday, Talhotblond, The Assault, The Bad Son, The Craigslist Killer, The Nightmare Nanny, The Wife He Met Online, Virtual Lies
An Amish Murder : Two great tastes that taste great together.
Anna Nicole : A tawdry sex symbol extends her 15 minutes of fame.
On Strike for Christmas : A passive aggressive protest is the best way to celebrate.
Playdate : New neighbors signal trouble for the perfect family.
Flowers in the Attic : The first installment of the Dollanganger saga lacks an identity.
Lizzie Borden Took an Ax : and might or might not have given her mother forty whacks.
The Bad Son : He doesn’t call, he doesn’t write, he murders redheads…
Death Clique : Lesbians are the biggest dangers facing today’s teens.
Petals on the Wind : The second installment of the Dollanganger saga ramps up the crazy.
Blue-Eyed Butcher : Lifetime subverts every trope in this insane true crime story.
The Craigslist Killer : That title is only barely accurate.
Talhotblond : One of the best Lifetime movies out there.
Drew Peterson: Untouchable : Rob Lowe is the King of Lifetime.
PopFan : Lifetime does Stephen King.
The Assault : The cheerleader, the cheerleader, the cheerleader’s on fire!
Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever : We’re through the looking glass here, people.
Big Driver : Lifetime does Stephen King, only this time with royalties.
Foreclosed : Jamie Kennedy vs. Marlee Matlin.
Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy : This whole country’s out of order!
Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret : Everyone is a jerk!
If There Be Thorns : The third installment of the Dollanganger saga gets weird.
The Nightmare Nanny : The middle-aged middle-class bogeyman.
A Deadly Adoption : Some of the funniest people on the planet get serious.
Seeds of Yesterday : The Dollanganger saga concludes.
Gone Missing : Sure, we’re just having unexplained psychic powers now.
A Sister’s Nightmare : Lifetime pulls off a halfway decent twist.
Liz & Dick : Lindsay Lohan is Liz Taylor.
Amish Grace : Not as much fun as the title implies.
No One Would Tell : A story from Lifetime’s Mesozoic Era.
Jim Henson’s Turkey Hollow : Thanksgiving is saved by a monster Voltron.
Beautiful & Twisted : Rob Lowe vs. Paz Vega
Virtual Lies : This HotStuff26 might be trouble.
Into Dangerous Territory : Meth bears. You heard me.
Driven Underground : Kristy Swanson flees the mob.
Killing Daddy : Gotta get that sweet insurance money somehow.
In God’s Country : Maybe knock it off with the child brides?
The Wife He Met Online : Oh no, internet dating!
Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? : The classic gets remade with lesbian vampires.
Blue Seduction : The fuck did I just watch?
Enjoy!
Filed under: Projected Pixels and Emulsion Tagged: A Deadly Adoption, A Sister's Nightmare, Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy, Amish Grace, An Amish Murder, Anna Nicole, Big Driver, Blue Seduction, Blue-Eyed Butcher, Death Clique, Drew Peterson: Untouchable, Driven Underground, Flowers in the Attic, Foreclosed, Gone Missing, Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever, If There Be Thorns, In God's Country, Into Dangerous Territory, Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow, Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret, Killing Daddy, Lifetime, Lifetime Theater, Lizzie Borden Took an Ax, Mother May I Sleep With Danger, No One Would Tell, On Strike for Christmas, Petals on the Wind, Playdate, PopFan, Seeds of Yesterday, Talhotblond, The Assault, The Bad Son, The Craigslist Killer, The Nightmare Nanny, The Wife He Met Online, Virtual Lies
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Jul 27, 2016 08:39PM
I've seen almost all of these. :)
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Sally wrote: "I've seen almost all of these. :)"I'm impressed!
I'm always home & don't have a lot to do. lol But, it's not like I've binge-watched them. It's been over time. :)
Sally wrote: "I'm always home & don't have a lot to do. lol But, it's not like I've binge-watched them. It's been over time. :)"No judgments! I've clearly spent a lot of time on them as well :)
