Fighting Off Genetically Engineered Mutants Who Are Not Turtles

It was a close one todayBoys and Girls.What was,you could be asking yourself right now?Could it be,that I am talking about the overdueEarthquake that all the notedSeismologist have predicted forCalifornia?Which will probably make my back yard,Beach Front Property?I am actually about 35 miles East of the Pacific Ocean.So if it happens,that will be a hugeQuake.Or,could it be,that I am talking about the hazards of living in aTrailer Park.
Right in the smack dab middle ofTornado Alley?
What I believe it is,that is to say,if my instincts haven't failed me yet.And I am pretty sure they haven't.Aliens,from anotherPlanet,had spotted me,driving around town,and decided that I was a good specimen to be probe!Of course,if that were truly the case,I was probably in a high speed chase with theAliens.Where I would be driving myMercedes,and theAlienscould have been buzzing overhead in aFlying Saucer!Then I would have had to fight off the genetically engineeredMutants.Which are theSlave Robotsof theWarlord Proxima,from the Star system,Alpha Centauri.He used hisAmnesia-Sleep-Inducing-Where-Did-I-Wake-Up-This-Morning-Death-Rayon all of the unsuspecting groups of people,who were innocently attending some kind ofComic-Conat theConvention Center.The Cosplayers, had gathered around our little ferocious melee,probably thinking we are making a independent film for the opening day ofComic-ConinSan Diego, California.Well,I can't confirmor deny that last little tidbit of news because the warlord,Proxima,shot me himself with theA.S.I.W.D.I.W.U.T.M.-Death-Raygun!He is a good shot too!I nary felt a thing.If you were here,right now, inSan Diego, you would not believe your eyes.You would know my warnings aretrue,by seeing all the different types ofAliensroaming the streets!Here are a couple of the really ugly ones. Well,Boys and Girls,I told you it was a close one.It was,really.Because I Could Have Been Captured By One Of These Ugly Looking Aliens,Flown To Their Home In Their Flying Spaceship,Probably To Be Probe!
This is,Safe And Sound Now In My Own Little World,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“Cosplay. Why you just said the magic word!” - Danika Stone, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!Don't Call Me A Chicken! I could have been probe!
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