Cleveland Protests: Dipshit attempting to burn the American flag lights himself on fire instead

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A BLM dipshit swaddled in privilege and probably living on his parent’s dime, attempted to light the American flag on fire Wednesday during the sitcom we’ve all come to know and love as “The Protests Surrounding The Republican National Convention” (produced by Sherwood Schwartz, who’s most famous for creating Gilligan’s Island).

Apparently, bored out of his mind, the dipshit took the Bic lighter he normally used for smoking pot or lighting incense, and set a large American flag he had draped over his arm on fire. A gust of wind came up, however, and blew the burning fabric against him, catching his precious hoodie on fire. Panicked, the dipshit then flung the flag, which landed on some other BLM dipshits and their hoodies also caught on fire.

Serious injury was averted, thankfully, when racist cops rushed in with fire extinguishers and put everybody out.

So far, Wednesday was the most tumultuous day for the Republican National Convention. Seventeen people were arrested, all of whom totally made a difference, mainly by pissing everybody else off.

What will Thursday bring?