More F@*%ing Titles

Remember the good old days? When you’d go to a film, and the titles consisted of “Title” and “John Wayne”, and then they’d get right down to the action?

“Wait!” you cry, “That was never true.” Butt out – this is my nostalgia. The point is that films these days have gotten ridiculous. Not only do the titles take up half the film – with another 45% reserved for the credits – they’re ridiculous.

It used to be – in my imagined good old days – that a film was directed by one guy (it was always a g...