Round Forty Eight Brings Us To Date!

Or maybe it could bring you a date. Hey, you and a search engine nut could mate. What would that bring about? Something that you don't let out? That would be wise as the search engine nuts buzz like flies.

soukeqlzy

A weird sneeze that makes your face freeze?

big boobs pasties mimes

A mime boob lover. Be sure not to shove her.

cat grab beer

No thanks. But maybe bills from banks.

decapitate live rat

Sicko alert. Not enough Ernie and Bert?

frog dog its rhyme time

Looking for a book. Works for my nook.

Cats got my balls

That may get a yell as the cat raises a little hell.

Grab a ball and bounce it

Is that what happened later? Hey, at least you didn't face a gator.

My wrinkles are smiling at

At who? Back at you? At the loo? Are you cuckoo?

Just on time man

Damn, not a flash in the pan. Man's got a plan.

Nanny said it was wrong

To play Donkey Kong? Can't sing his DK rap song?

Meghan came afer me with a knife

Was she your wife? Did she cause you strife?

Hooch ate my shoe

There you go, Blue. They found your shoe. It is dog poo after a chew.

Don't worry be happy

Unless you run into Flappy. She is far too yappy.

Story time under my bed

The cat agrees. He can get under there in a breeze.

And the winner this time sure likes to drop a dime. Would they call him a rat? Or it could be a her where they are at. I do not know and do not want to at my show.

Lillies felt tingly on Florence's bottom
Is anyone named Florence any more? Damn, now that is some thrill at her shore. I guess flowers can do more than just look pretty and die. Care to give flower ass rubbing a try? Maybe you could teach a flower ass rubbing class? Just don't expect to see my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
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