It’s a Tarzan thing.

It’s true. I have a thing for Tarzan.We go way back. As a kid I never missed a Saturday afternoon Tarzan movie, especially when Johnny Weissmuller played the part. He was legit . A hero. A survivor.He was one withthe jungle and rode an elephant like nobody’s business.

I wanted to be Jane. I wanted to live in a treehouse and do the yell and fill out a loincloth dress and have a chimpanzee friend and nevergo to school ever again.

But that didn’t happen.

What did happen was this… In the back of...