A Grudge Match By The Batch!

The cat will admit the mutts have things sorta right. They don't care what's done day or night. Leave them one day and they still are happy as can be with your display. But cats make you work for it, at least a bit. Humans though, they just go and go and go so low.

Stole my fudge.
I hold a grudge.
Never will see,
Me with thee.

Stepped on my toe.
Oh friggin no!
That is so bad.
A grudge is had.

You offended me.
It was that disagree.
I'm grudging on you.
No more talk will come due.

You did this.
It caused no bliss.
You did that.
Chewing no fat.

A grudge is had.
I'm oh so mad.
You won't see me.
I am going to flee.

I'm holding my grudge.
I'm not gonna budge.
You see my hands are filled.
That grudge never thrilled.

How can I hold it?
Bit by bit.
Right here I'm holding.
You deserve scolding.

After all, you gave me a flea.
That is so mean of thee.
I can't go near you.
Look! There was cat hair too.

This can't do.
Go away, shoo!
I'm through.
My grudge has come due.

Did you hear me?
I'm holding a grudge against thee.
It is right in my hands.
All because of your opposite stands.

Pfffft humans are dumb and then some. Abuse, murder, cheating and all that bad stuff should get one in a giant grudge huff. But stupid little things like disagreeing with you? I give a whoopdi friggin doo. Those types are just attention whores there at their shores. They want all to agree and have everything wrapped in a bow. They can go pound sand up their you know. Are you part of the grudge holding class? You may not want to tell my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.