Does Smooth Only Soothe?

The cat has little grief, other than that one time I couldn't get relief. Yeah, the cat couldn't pee but that was years ago at our sea. You humans though seem to have a ton. You must find it no fun.

Life is smooth.
It's no myth.
Does it soothe,
To take the fifth?

Can you take the fifth?
Does that only count down there?
Maybe the fourth with?
Hell, I don't care.

Life will be what you want.
Surely a familiar ring.
Pffft was that a taunt?
Maybe life is out for a fling.

You can get there.
Yes you can indeed.
It isn't so rare.
Patience is what you need.

Nothing will go wrong.
Nothing will come due.
You'll sing a merry song,
And all will be right for you.

Should I pffft again?
That may be in need.
Gotta love a pen.
It can let things take seed.

I suppose now it's a keyboard.
But the same old crap.
Dull as a board,
Falling for the no trap.

Or the trap of this.
Always will be sunny.
Yep, always bliss,
Like a happy Easter Bunny.

But life will be great.
Never mind this cat.
No one can relate.
Always a 100% stat.

No curveballs.
Nothing bad.
Should you get such calls,
Nothing you can't handle at your pad.

Don't you love the cheery stuff? Makes you think life won't be rough. Or at least it makes some think that. Pffft says the cat. Shit is going to happen a time or fifty and it won't be nifty. I'll get that on a bumper sticker when I get some gas. That will make me a famous little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.