Care To Lobby For A New Hobby?

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The cat has found more hobbies to share with you. These ones will sure give you something more to do. That is if you survived my last list. I bet most of them were missed.

Graving is first.
A grave yard thirst.
Take pics of grave stones.
Watch out for zombie moans.

Speaking of which,
You can't even twitch.
This hobby has you playing dead.
Yep, dead with a hole in your head.

Then comes to giveaway.
Yep, every single day.
If a stranger passes you by,
Give them 10 bucks on the fly.

Here comes one,
Dogs may find fun.
Looking at animals butts.
Maybe they expect worm guts?

Back to the barnyard.
This isn't so hard.
Make an animal sound every day.
Moo, baa, whatever at your bay.

Don't be a user,
Or some drug abuser.
Just collect drugs.
Watch out for thugs.

Need some know?
Give this hobby a go.
Sue every other week.
May fill your creek.

Be a nut.
Maybe like the animal butt.
Dye your dog's hair.
Make them another animal oh so rare.

Have your fill.
It can thrill.
Or maybe kill.
Literally, collect toe jam, foot the bill.

Here is one for old one eye,
She may see this and cry.
Walk up every staircase you see.
Good exercise in this hobby for thee.

Now you have ten more to give a go at your shore. Care to collect toe jam or drugs? Might be better off with dead bugs. But hey, you could always look at a pets ass. I bet that would impress a lass. Not I or Cass. Keep your eyes out of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.