A Mini Ninja Paw Lays Down The Law!

The cat was out and about when it seems Mini Alex dug himself out. I guess I wasn't keeping a watchful eye and he got out of the litter box stinking sky high. But that didn't last as he couldn't run fast.


Come here.You've nothing to fear.Already smell like my rear. Don't give me that ninja peer.

Whoops, all head. What's that you said?I think you got some of me on you.Guess you have clumping action too.

A ninja attack?Don't hold back.Bring it on. Don't be a pawn.
Ninja kick?My, that was slick.Especially with no legs.That like round hole square pegs?
Ninja spin?Damn, I though that would win.You were so fast I didn't see it.Why aren't you a ninja hit?

Ninja slap?Just don't accidentally crap.Getting that on my paw,Is against every law.

Ninja twist?Can't get off my wrist?Does that make you twist and shout?Come now, don't ninja pout.

Ninja stare?Umm is that rare? You kinda look the same.Ninja stare is a bit lame.

Ninja vanish? Mean something else in Spanish?You still seem to be here.Again with that peer.

Ninja clones?My, aren't they bare bones.Sure looks bad to the bone.Strike a funny bone at the tone?
I guess I'd be pissed too if I was buried in the litter at our zoo. At least now he's free and can take a shower at his sea. May need to take quite a few. Too bad he can't go "Ninja Clean" on cue. That must be a defective clone. Good of him to throw buried mini Alex a bone. What? The cat is nuts you say? Didn't you know that at my bay? All that work deserves a roll in the grass. Ninjas can sure wear out the paws of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.