My Interview with an Inanimate Sheet of Drywall

Me: Good morning, drywall. How are you today?

Drywall:

Me: I see. Not feeling very talkative today. So... How are things? I hear you're about to be attached to the wall in my basement. How do you feel about that?

Drywall:

Me: Oh. Silent protest. I get it. So can you at least tell me what you like to do in your spare time?

Drywall:

Me: Favorite summer paint colors?

Drywall:

Me: Any pets?

Drywall:

Me: Hobbies?

Drywall:

Well... You can see where this is going. How about heading over to Eschatology and reading my short, post-apocalyptic story, "Full Count".

And have a great weekend.