Stick Out A Sign And It Will Be Fine!

Still have it?Maybe a bit?No problem at all. It'll be gone after this call.
Or would that be verse?Now no need to curse.Verse or call.I'll get rid of it all.
You see that big hole?It may house a mole.Now it houses part of you.Hmm, get my drift at my zoo?
You see the dump?Trash in many a lump.They are piled high.A piece of you went there to die.
That volcano is big.You can dance a jig.Lava may flow,But away a piece did go.
You see that loo?It is public and super eww.Down a piece went.No need to get bent.
My litter box works.It has perks.Buried and gone.Nope, not a con.
What is it?What is this bit?Read the badge?Don't be a cadge.
Be free of it.Every little bit.Easy as can be.No insecurity for thee.
Why is that?You stopped it flat.You sent it on a one way vacation,To a rather miserable pumping station.
There you are. Can ship it by train, plane or car. Your insecurity can take a vacation somewhere that is as nasty as can be. Doesn't that work for thee? There it will get lost like the scent of my gas. Hey, it gets lost eventually from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.