Writing - 10 things we didn't know last week of June
History, football, drugs and nuns figure this week.
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1. Ten per cent of the Icelandic population travelled to France for the European championships.
Last one out put the lights out.
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2. The fertility drug Pergonal was developed using gallons of nuns' urine.
She did the contraceptive sample
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3. Old songs now outsell new songs.
Cos' there are more old people
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4. People who meditate are more aware of their unconscious brain.
Duh!
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5. Scientists have discovered the world's first known swimming centipede.
You wouldn't want that in your trunks!
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6. Conservative leadership candidate Theresa May owns more than 100 cookbooks - but none by Delia Smith.
Prejudiced against East Anglia?
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7. Technology is being developed to block concertgoers from filming live gigs on their smartphones.
Waste of time and money
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8. The Canadian prime minister is to feature as a hero in a new Marvel comic.
Then back to the day job
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9. At 81, Labour MP Paul Flynn is now the oldest frontbencher in the Commons since Victorian prime minister William Gladstone.
They should retire
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10. It will be another 500 years before the battlefields of the Somme are cleared of bombs.
Something else I won't live to see.
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God Bless
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1. Ten per cent of the Icelandic population travelled to France for the European championships.
Last one out put the lights out.
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2. The fertility drug Pergonal was developed using gallons of nuns' urine.
She did the contraceptive sample
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3. Old songs now outsell new songs.
Cos' there are more old people
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4. People who meditate are more aware of their unconscious brain.
Duh!
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5. Scientists have discovered the world's first known swimming centipede.
You wouldn't want that in your trunks!
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6. Conservative leadership candidate Theresa May owns more than 100 cookbooks - but none by Delia Smith.
Prejudiced against East Anglia?
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7. Technology is being developed to block concertgoers from filming live gigs on their smartphones.
Waste of time and money
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8. The Canadian prime minister is to feature as a hero in a new Marvel comic.
Then back to the day job
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9. At 81, Labour MP Paul Flynn is now the oldest frontbencher in the Commons since Victorian prime minister William Gladstone.
They should retire
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10. It will be another 500 years before the battlefields of the Somme are cleared of bombs.
Something else I won't live to see.
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God Bless
Published on July 02, 2016 10:08
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