An Interview with Orson's Proud Papa

*The following conversation is between Orson's Publishing (OP) and the founder of Orson's Publishing, Garrett Dennert (GD).

OP: So, uh, Dad, right—I’m supposed to call you Dad?

GD: You don’t have to.

OP: Okay. I don’t think I want to.

GD: That’s totally fine.

OP: But are you my dad?

GD: I created you, yes.

OP: How’d you do that? How was I conceived?

GD: If the hope is to be told some elaborate explanation that neatly aligns, I’m afraid I’ll have to disappoint. Previous events in my life led me to c...