It Doesn’t Matter To Me Where My Kids Go to College

I’m going to say something a bit unheard of in modern times. I am done pretending. I know my thoughts are anathema for most parents.

Here goes …

I don’t care where my children go to college. I’m not saying that I don’t care because my kids are complete failures destined for a life of living in my basement watching Family Guy reruns. And I’m not saying I don’t care in the but-deep-down-I’m-hoping-they-get-a-full-ride-to-Harvard way. Nope, it isn’t any of that.

I really don’t care where they...