Early Birthday Awesomeness

I received an early birthday present from Vic today, and it is so awesome!

It weighs a ton. Like I could use this as a weapon. Behold!

*cough* Someone should have wiped off their fingerprints first.

It says, "Hailey Edwards, Author Extraordinaire."

This might be my favorite part. WINGS! How awesome is that?

Thank you so much, Vic! This totally made my day.