I'm starting to think Sweetie doesn't know what marriage is all about.

So I'm sitting here tonight eating my 10:18 p.m. snack and I read on the Internet that MAC N CHEETOS is a thing that exists:



I mention that to Sweetie and she says... and I QUOTE:

"Oh, yeah, I heard about those the other day."

So I have been sitting around the past few days eating food that's not deep-fried macaroni and cheese coated in Cheeto dust while Sweetie has just been sitting on this information like it's no big deal.

I don't 100% remember our wedding vows but the promise to always tell your spouse about new deep-fried cheese-coated foods was at least implied.