A Stupefying Promotion
As have we all, I've been watching the economy, but in my case especially the niche art of marketing promotions. They're so eternally tenacious; in good times and bad, whether there's anything left to throw into the pot or not, top marketeers always find a way to offer some completely free giveaway that is amazing, if not intrinsically, at least by decree.
And so I'm going to do the same thing. Right now, you can buy my five-star-rated Suspense Thriller ARCHANGEL with NO CREDIT CHECK. That's right, no credit check of any kind! That's unprecedented value. What's more, you get easy payment plans--simply put down a stack of MERE PENNIES that totals the price of the book, and make NO PAYMENTS FOR 36 MONTHS.
Wait, that's not all??? Act immediately and there's NO WAITING...plus, after 36 months your payments will still be zero! Not to mention the Secrets of the Universe that come with every copy, which isn't as cool as the credit thing but it's in there nonetheless.
Think: For the price of one small pull on a cheap beef jerky stick or a single gulp of a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato, you get eleven years of my very best, world-class, five-star passion and craft! That's only a couple of tarnished coins per year!
But hurry; you know how limited electronic copies can be. Certified Pre-owned e-copies are also available at the same price, but going fast. As any wrist watch worth the cost of the book or more can always tell you, time is ticking away. Nothing lasts forever. So act today, this very moment, at any of your favorite retailers, and join the mad dash to add ARCHANGEL to your life!
Like I said--stupefying.
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LATER UPDATE: Unforgivably, I forgot to mention the four-quart peanut jar and the beautiful green plastic doodad. Now how much would you pay?
And so I'm going to do the same thing. Right now, you can buy my five-star-rated Suspense Thriller ARCHANGEL with NO CREDIT CHECK. That's right, no credit check of any kind! That's unprecedented value. What's more, you get easy payment plans--simply put down a stack of MERE PENNIES that totals the price of the book, and make NO PAYMENTS FOR 36 MONTHS.
Wait, that's not all??? Act immediately and there's NO WAITING...plus, after 36 months your payments will still be zero! Not to mention the Secrets of the Universe that come with every copy, which isn't as cool as the credit thing but it's in there nonetheless.
Think: For the price of one small pull on a cheap beef jerky stick or a single gulp of a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato, you get eleven years of my very best, world-class, five-star passion and craft! That's only a couple of tarnished coins per year!
But hurry; you know how limited electronic copies can be. Certified Pre-owned e-copies are also available at the same price, but going fast. As any wrist watch worth the cost of the book or more can always tell you, time is ticking away. Nothing lasts forever. So act today, this very moment, at any of your favorite retailers, and join the mad dash to add ARCHANGEL to your life!
Like I said--stupefying.
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LATER UPDATE: Unforgivably, I forgot to mention the four-quart peanut jar and the beautiful green plastic doodad. Now how much would you pay?
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