Independence Day

The stock market, from what I can tell, is like a weird, nervous, hysterical person riddled with panic attacks and in severe need of medication. Any change or even slight wobble from the status quo will send it into a sweat-covered, heart-pounding tizzy. In short, if the stock market were a person, I wouldn’t hang out with him and may even punch him in the face.

Brexit is going to make the market shit it’s pants. It will freak out, for no real reason at all, and drop like a rock (market futures are down all over the globe on this result).

This is a good thing, because all stocks will become cheaper. It’s looking like were going to have a lot of blue plate specials tomorrow!

Giddyup.