A (Recovered, Historically Accurate) Tale of the FSM

The ship tossed around the open sea, as the pirate crew spun franticly. "OH LORD, WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO UPSET THEE!?" They cried in utter misery.  But alas it was to late, the followers had met their fate. Although all stressed, they would confess that they knew this mess, was their own fault.  If [...]