Tarquin and Tracey

  “Majorca,” said Tracey. “That’s where I want to go this year.” Tarquin did his best goldfish impression. The one where he opens his mouth and then closes it again without making a sound. “Majorca? Isn’t that rather …?” “I’ve had some lovely holidays in places ending in ‘a’,” said Tracey. “Majorca. Minorca. Ibiza. Costa…