“He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn’t wear a shirt.”

65. 99 Fear Street, the House of Evil: The First Horror – R.L. Stine

Moving happens. Moving into haunted houses happens. Moving into angry haunted houses that spurt green vomit from the sink happens…in this book. Plus, the ceiling drips blood. It seems as though Glenn Danzig was the house’s preferred tenant as opposed to the Frasier family – although he wants the blood to run UP the walls, which is a tall order. Anyway, I guess the lesson for this family is that they never should have left New York.

Thaddeus and Pammy moved with me three times. We never managed to move into a haunted house.

Mixtape:

1. Life Fades Away – Roy Orbison

2. The Suburbs – Arcade Fire

3. Thea – Goldfrapp

4. The Clerkwell House of Detention – Gallon Drunk

5. Blade in the Black – UNKLE

6. Dead Sound – The Raveonettes

7. Funeral for a Great Drunken Bird – All Them Witches

8. Too Young to Love – The Big Pink

9. TV Set – Spoon

10. I Think I’m Paranoid – Garbage

11. Evidence – Faith No More

12. Home – Hanni El Khatib

13. Lost in the Supermarket – The Clash

14. A Perfect Place – The Raveonettes