I was wrong, and I apologize.

Whatever my opinion was that you disagreed with, you’re right. I never thought of it that way.

I will vote for Hillary or Donald, whichever. That way, I know I’ll be right.

It’s very important to be right.

I will join the Hillary Youth and get a pink armband and sieg heil to whatever the nearest college professor says. Later, when no one’s looking, I will join the Trump Troops and get a giant dick tattooed on my lower back, a tramp stamp for the ages.

I am done with politics. It’s bullshit and you know it. Have you ever convinced anyone of anything? Me either. Do you really want to?

Me either.

I’m done. I will from now on, at best, snark on politics, if I mention it at all.

Still, I’m not sure who to blame for the Orlando Massacre, guns or Muslims…?