A NOTE TO ROBBERS

Him: Honey? On the blog, maybe you should not tell people you are going out of town for a whole week.

Me: Why?

Him: Because the internet has ROBBERS on it as well as nice people. Maybe even robbers who know where you live or who are related to one of us. *ahem* And it isn't good to tell ROBBERS exactly when you will be out of town.

Me: But the house sitter will be here.

(ASIDE TO YOU: YES I now have so many ANIMALS that it is cheaper to get a young college man to STAY OVER HERE and SNEAK DRINK ...