Nothing else good happens in July. It's a FACT. So you might as well spend it inside, reading a book.

What up, readers! 
For the month of July, Smashwords is having a mega sale on some of their ebooks. And they asked me to be a part of it. 
And I said, "Fuuuuuuuck THAT." 
And then I changed my mind, so here you go - 
From now until July 31st, HOLIDAY CHICK is on sale for $1.50*.
Yeah, that is 50% off the regular price. We seem to be doing a lot of 50% sales around here...
Let's talk about all the other things that you could get for $1.50...
You could get a new app for your smart phone.
You could get a new song by way of MP3.  And...that's about it. 
Or you could get A WHOLE BOOK, 500+ PAGES WORTH, which includes stuff about love and sex and fights and stalkings and skateboarding and some more sex and fights and love and stuff. But me telling you how great I think it is is kind of like me telling you how smart I think my 6 month old is, so like this guy says, don't just take my word for it. Check out what some other readers said about it here.
*enter in coupon code SSW50 at checkout