A Never Should In Childhood!

Pat scolds the cat for doing this and that where we are at, but it turns out he was dumber than me. Hey, he still may be. Want the cat to prove it? Easy as can be with this rhyming bit.

Kids do much,
Kids will touch.
More than that and this,
Thinking all is bliss.

Pat sure did.
Now his ocd my flip its lid.
But still got it in,
With the childhood spin.

Touched an electric fence,
Yep he was dense,
To see how much it hurt.
No blood did spurt.

Did it multiple times too.
Why? Beats me at my zoo.
Had an electric fence in the yard,
So it wasn't very hard.

Playing in quick sand.
Yep, thought it was grand.
Stand and see how far one could sink.
Now that would bring me to the brink.

There was a tree branch overhead though.
Grabbed it and out he'd go.
Hey, it was always a bet who would get out first.
Yeah now, his ocd would burst.

Crawled under a cow.
Would never do that now.
Could get kicked in the head.
So surprised Pat isn't dead.

Stuffed his brother in the dryer,
If only he could have reached higher.
He would have went for a spin.
Hmm, may have done him in.

Fought with barbed wire too.
The barbed wire won at his zoo.
Has a third eye on his leg after that.
The scar looks like it where it is at.

Sat on a hot wood stove as well.
It could get hot as hell.
Wanted to see how long he could last.
Burnt his ass once as he didn't move too fast.

Do anything dumb in childhood at your sea? Pat sure can't scold me. The cat may try to eat tacks and string, but no quicksand jumping or some other thing. I enjoy ratting on him in mass. It works for my tattle tale little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.