Annoying things 'writers' say/ask...Part 1

I should be writing, but I have writers block at the moment...and everyone needs some humor (and may be able to relate to some, if not most of these) These have been collected throughout the web with my own personal thoughts. I had to put that novel on the back burner. I've started a new one. What writer is GUILTY of this one? *Raises hand* Everyone has at least one story that was doing well