WHO IS THE WORST KIND OF PERSON YOU CAN THINK OF TO BE STUCK IN A LIFT WITH?

Just a silly little question that popped into my head after I'd listened to my daughter sing a song she made up entitlted, The Ukalele, for the umpteenth time.

Who is the worst kind of person in the world that you can think of to be stuck in an elevator with? It could be a celebrity, a politician, someone you know, basically anyone!

Whoever comes up with the most bizarre person and reason will get a copy of my latest release, Forever Dusk, in the e-format of their choice.

Come on, my lovelies - hit me with it!