Me: Why did you join the military? Recruit: I've been try...

Me: Why did you join the military?
Recruit: I've been trying to grow a beard for a few years now with no luck, and I heard you can grow a beard in the navy.
Me: Yes, the navy is well known for its magical beard growing properties.
Recruit: Well, I'm thinking of remustering to the air force, eventually.
Me: You realise you can't have a beard in the air force?
Recruit: *hesitates* I have since reconsidered my decision to join the air force.