Nerd Test

1. Where is your towel?

2. Translate: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

3. How would you defeat a Dalek? (Your answer may not rely on the use of stairs.)

4. Write Vogon poetry. (Any poetic form is acceptable.)

5. Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a __________.

6. The Hellmouth is located in __________, California.

7. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

8. Demonstrate the Vulcan neck pinch. (You must provide your own redshirt.)

9. Draw a Tardis. (Use the back of this page and a blue pencil.)

10. Locate an M-Class Planet. (You may use a spaceship for this question.)

11. Angel or Spike? (Support your answer with a short paragraph.)

12. Laugh at the following: