"Wonkette editor Ken Layne has just published a novel. Related: Wonkette editor Ken Layne thinks the..."

"Wonkette editor Ken Layne has just published a novel. Related: Wonkette editor Ken Layne thinks the New York-based book publishing industry is a worthless hell-pit that does nothing good for authors! He may have a point there. Also Ken Layne is retiring from Wonkette! Things change, children. Things change, and stay the same."

- Thanks, Hamilton Nolan, for writing this a week or two ago. (One thing about not being on the Internet is you don't see things on the Internet.) Gawker.com