Book Plots I'd Love to See

Here's a list of plots I'd love to see in a book:
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy buys an Xbox and a large pizza.A vampire and a werewolf hook up and go to buy a love seat, only to discover, tragically, that they disagree on the choice of fabric. A gritty police detective wins a trip to Hawaii in the middle of a brutal murder investigation, has a very pleasant stay, and returns to discover that the case is all wrapped up.A budding concert pianist approaches the performance of her life and does an okay job.Girl meets boy, girl wins boy, boy buys an Xbox and a large pizza with the girl's money.After writing several ridiculous plot lines, a writer stops blogging and gets back to work.