A Do Not Hot To Trot!

The cat was watching on to this and that. They must have had brains full of scat. That would sure stink. Get it? Wink, wink. Yep, a cat can wink. Now on to the missing link.

A how not to,
Should be easy for you.
Just don't do it.
Not one little bit.

Don't walk on the street,
In the summer heat,
Barefoot and nude.
That is just rude.

Don't drive on a flat.
You'll go splat.
Right into a ditch.
Then you'll bitch.

Don't paint your body to charm.
That should raise an alarm.
With wall paint that is.
You'll get hospitalized with such biz.

Don't jump from a roof.
An idiot you are with that goof.
Height won't help you fly.
You'll just go splat and die.

Don't touch a burner to see if it is hot.
That could hurt a lot.
Do you want to lose a hand?
Isn't having no brains grand?

Don't pick up a sleeping cat.
We won't chew the fat.
You may get a scratch or three.
A brand new scar for thee.

Don't switch lube for super glue.
Nothing fun will come due.
Yep, this one is true.
Saw it at the redneck's zoo.

Don't say Great Post.
Unless R at your coast.
It won't work.
So go away, jerk.

Don't sit and stare,
Full clothed or in underwear.
It isn't going to do itself.
Sorry, Santa captured every magic elf.

Any more do nots at your sea? I could go one forever with them for free. But then you'd get bored of me. Or get mad I made fun of thee. Some things humans do are strange in mass. Keep those nuts away from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.