T-2 and counting, or take me out of this ball game

It's T-2, where T = total humiliation. Let me explain.

I've been asked to read a short story and throw out the first pitch on Tuesday for The Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs a triple-a Phillies affiliate. It's Iron Piglets night, so this will be a special event for the kids. It will also be my biggest audience ever, with about 10,000 people in the stands. I'm cool with the reading part, and I figured throwing a baseball 60 feet 6 inches wouldn't be all that hard. But yesterday, I went to my back