I don’t remember freestyling. Ever. In my life. My...

A video posted by Pawl Schwartz (@pawlrusmaximus) on Jun 3, 2016 at 7:27pm PDT

I don’t remember freestyling. Ever. In my life. My insomnia-vision camera forgets nothing though. Not sure if I even meant to turn it on. #mkultrA triggering me, no doubt. Hyper is a personal hell, but not in the same way that #boredom is. Boredom is the number one gateway to drugs, aliens, ferret pantsing, and pervert-dick-rot aka zompenis: the final #erection of #billymays: a throbbing #swansong from the creators of Anal Walrus 3: Pet Detective. Just dial 1 800 fuck you DOT COM into Any jnternet browser and discover that you are already naked and dead on the internet. May Satan’s light guide your pixel corpse to volition William! Come towards the sound of my voice! Yes now stop, don’t bathe, and shake your dick for the internet until you cannot stand the smell. This is how one logs off. That or a lead mask and some pills in the wooods.