I am losing interest in bingo.

I’m discovering is very hard to pay attention to my squares for so goddamn long. It has begun reminding me of school, where you stare at this mind-numbingly boring piece of paper or book and you wish, nay, pray that God would, please, for the love of all that is holy, kill me fucking now.

So what if I can win 30 bucks? Why is all bingo 4 hours long?

The only thing I wanna do for four hours is sleep.

Back in school, they told me I had adhd. Personally, I think that is bullshit, like oppositional defiant disorder. Look, if your kids won’t fit into the round hole they’re supposed to, at least don’t define them as sick and drug them into obedience. It’s the least you could do.

The last time I went to bingo, I fell asleep and drooled all over my card. When somebody yelled “BINGO!” I woke up and realized I was in the exact same situation as school.

So I left.