All I Want For My Birthday Is To Get On The Ellen DeGeneres Show!

Struggling to think of the perfect birthday gift for your very favorite writer-friend (*me*)? I've got the perfect gift and it will cost you the awesome price of absolutely nothing.

All I want for my birthday is to get on the Ellen DeGeneres Show!

I've always enjoyed her and her show and feel like it would be an awesome opportunity if I could actually make that happen. It will take the help of