Beowulf

I didn't want to watch Beowulf. There was no way I was going to watch Beowulf because first of all, they forced us to read Beowulf in school and OMG it was such a YAWN.

And second of all, Angelina Jolie is in it. No offense against Angelina, but I am Team Aniston.

But then my friend Beth called, and she was like, "You have to watch Beowulf. He's naked for almost the entire movie. It's hilarious."

(Note BMOAT Approval Matrix standard #4 from previous blog entry.)

Me: "But I read it in school, and