The Fake Gets Another Take!

The cat was snooping here and there and I learned more that I have to share. I know you will just have to know. So I will let you know today at my show.

They are making Bad Girls 2.
Did you even know one came due?
Revenge is getting a movie made.
Revenging it will be called by the trade.

Basic Instinct will be back.
This time that open leg shot gives all a heart attack.
Take This Job and Shove It is getting a remake.
Did you even know there was a first take?

Alvin and the Chipmunks meet Scooby Doo.
That will sure impress Blue.
All Dogs Go To Hell is up.
Its a horror movie with a pup.

Dawn of the zombie unicorns are here.
Will you run from their horny fear?
Dumbo three is on their plate.
I guess they skipped two's fate.

It's Hot Tub Tim Machine 3.
Something that will drop more IQ points from thee.
The one armed man is back.
Taking his fake arm and giving all a whack.

Planet of the human race.
Said to have a very slow pace.
Batman and Spiderman as one.
That will sell a ton.

How to Turn a Calendar Page.
Bet that will make no wage.
The Muppets Vs. The Mummy.
I hear they don't get chummy.

The Postman 2.
More mail is due.
See Cats Run.
Wow, that will sell a ton.

The Little Mermaid for real.
Another stupid real people deal.
The Terminator just won't die.
Another sequel giving me one question, why?

We've got Space Balls 2.
Wait, is that news new?
Pirates of Mars is coming soon.
Depp dances in space like a loon.

You have heard it here first. Doesn't that quench your news thirst? Will you see Dawn of the Zombie Unicorns on opening day? It will sure be one worth very little pay. SyFy will probably steal that idea from me. I'll sue them at my sea. Now my not so true news has come to pass from my sleuthing little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.