Corapi sets world record...

for most passive-aggressive manipulative self-aggrandizement ever squeezed into 8 and a half minutes:



Sorry, but that's it. That was worse then Nixon's Checkers speech. I'm done extending the guy the benefit of the doubt. He protests his innocence, slimes his accuser and investigators, urges you to buy his stuff in celebration of his 20th Anniversary as a priest, while simultaneously abandoning his fatherly vows on Father's day , covering himself in self-pity for his choice and ditching all the people who trusted him, all apparently to transmogrify himself into some sort of Talk Radio/Internet superhero called "The Black Sheepdog" so he can reincorporate, start bringing in the bucks again, and convince the suckers who follow him into his new incarnation as guru to blame the Church for his troubles.

I predict a mob of pitchfork wavers fanning out across the internet to yell at the woman (about whom they know nothing except what The Black Sheepdog has told them to think) and the bishops and investigators. I wonder how many will stick with this guy? He just lost me.