Book sales and self-promotion and other stuff that make me feel pushy

So Darkside and Waking the Dead are still selling reasonably well at Amazon.com and .uk. Oddly enough I haven't sold a single copy at Amazon.de, but then the Germans apparently aren't noted for their sense of humor. (That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.)

I haven't really sold much at Smashwords either, so I guess they were right when they said that Amazon's market is about 2000 times what theirs is.

I guess what I really need now are reviews. Well, I could still use a boatload of sales, but reviews would be nice, too, and they're free.

So if you've read either, and you liked them, please post a review.

If you thought they sucked, keep it to yourself.

I know where you live.