Why I don't care about Weiner's Weener

Anthony Weiner's photos haven't bothered me in the least. Neither did Bill Clinton's antics in the White House or the Idaho congressman's gay shenanigans in the airport.

Here's why: Men have two heads, the one down there, and the one they think with, up top. Contrary to the complex way that women are wired, men's two heads are not connected in any way. One deals with foreign policy and budgets. The other deals with getting laid. For men, sex is solely an act of physical gratification. True, it's more special when we perform the act with someone we love, but it feels the same with every person, every time. Men's sexuality has nothing to do with their emotions and intellect. Men have high sex drives. It's why they pursue prostitutes and consume porn and have affairs. It doesn't make us bad leaders. It makes us MEN. And it's always been this way with male politicians. Remember the Kennedys? (And that's only one example.) The only difference today is that we have technology that obliterates privacy, so men's adventures in getting their rocks off are made more public. The Europeans have no problems with this stuff. Only we Americans do.