The people who will die first in a zombie apocalypse

People who pre-wipe gym equipment

Women who wear sweatpants with the word Juicy on the butt

Anyone who prefers calling roadside assistance rather than changing their own flat tire

People who shout when they are angry

Men who do not like sports

Ethical vegetarians and anyone keeping kosher

Men who expect engagement gifts from their future brides

Anyone who sleeps past 8:30 AM on the weekend

People who expect a thank you note in exchange for a gift and gossip when the note is not sent

Men with shy bladders

Every single person on The Jersey Shore

Every single person who has watched every single episode of The Jersey Shore

People who talk more than they listen

Men who have never applied toothpaste to their own toothbrush

Anyone who is regularly watching daytime television

Convertible drivers

Women who believe that it is inappropriate and/or disrespectful to wear the same dress to two different weddings

Parents who send their children to Princess Camp