Movie Review: GI Joe (or, All We Need is VENGIL)

Just got back from the movie, and I thought I'd get my review out there sooner rather than later--especially since they didn't allow the movie to screen for many critics, so there might be a good chance some of you out there are debating whether or not to go see GI Joe this weekend. Allow me to answer your question.

Go Joe!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Look--it should come as a huge surprise to any of you that this movie is not high brow cinema. It's based on a line of toy aimed at 10 year old boys. B