I'm asking nicely, because there isn't any oversight or other recourse I can take on tumblr: please remove the quotation marks from the final portion of your post. Santorum's obviously a horrible person, but he never said that, and 3,000+ tumblerites may g

Unfortunately, I can't. My site, along with the post in question, is satirical in nature and protected (for now) by FREE SPEECH. Actions speak louder than words, and if Mr. Santorum had the nards, this is exactly what he would say because it is exactly what he believes.