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• For the sake of metaphorical irony, it'd be neat if old wives grew actual tails.



• I used to think they were called the wee-wee hours because they were the clock's smallest numbers. As I age I'm becoming convinced they're called the wee-wee hours because it's when many adults get out of bed to