Tibe Texts the Beloved

The beloved left for New York yesterday and we had an eventful morning without her. Here are Tibe’s texts of our exploits.

Dear Mommie, It was fun to ride to the park in the low rider but then mom slammed my tail in the car door at home. I miss you. Love Tibe

(Usually Tibe travels in the Honda CRV which he has to jump to get in. This week we have the Honda Insight–we should really be doing Honda commercials. Tibe calls in the low rider. He thinks he is all gangsta.)

Dear Mommie, To extra my revenge over the tail, I just ate a whole stick of butter. Yum! Tibe

Dear Mommie, My tummy does not feel too good. Can you come home and rub it? Love, Tibe

Dear Mommie, I am working out all of my tummy issues walking outside and squatting. I am trying to convince Vita to lick my butt hole to make it feel better. Still the butter was yummy. Love, Tibe

Dear Mommie, I am lying on the couch. What are you doing? Love, Tibe

Dear Mommie, We vacuumed the room where you sit in during the day and talk to yourself in front of the computer. Did you leave because it was so dirty? Will you come home now? Love, Tibe

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